Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Christians unite!

I have had enough.

Yesterday many in the US celebrated Groundhog Day. Well, I shouldn't really use the word "celebrate" because no one really knows what the holiday means anymore. The liberal media and our leaders in congress and all the false prophets out there have distorted the true meaning of Groundhog Day.

You see, there was a time when GD was not about some magical talking rodent (magic is clearly defined as being evil in the Scriptures, so any talking animal is a sign of Satan), it was about Jesus coming out of his tomb (like a burrow) and not seeing his shadow (since he was now an exalted version, and everyone knows they don't have shadows, kind of like vampires don't cast shadows, another evil distortion of a biblical truth [side note: "Twilight" is evil too]), which meant that the winter of sin was over and now the spring of new life had arrived.

So let's get back to the real meaning of Groundhog Day. Let's remember the reason for the season. The burrow is empty. Winter is over. Let's sacrifice the fatted woodchuck and celebrate!

Let's take back Groundhog Day.

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